You make them early,
between Boxing Day and NYE:
next year will be the big one –
in which you will meet The One.
Yes, you will ooze positivity,
like a fully-charged phone.
You will be irresistible; cease all moping;
and re-engineer your clapped-out mojo.
Your face will beam beneficence
like a rainbow over the flood plain.
You will find your love.